Colin Diamond (Ray Winstone) is a gangster and the last thing you think anyone would want to do is get him angry. But that is exactly what a hunk of a French waiter (Melvil Poupaud) did when he slept with Colin’s beautiful wife, Liz (Joanne Whalley). Now Colin is seeking revenge and enlists the help of his washed up gangster friends to get his revenge with a plan to kidnap the waiter. Will the plan be pulled off without a hitch by this group of has beens and can Colin’s ego and marriage be restored or is his marriage doomed?