He's dressed in black from boots to hat and he's twirling double iron. His name is "Cactus Jack" Slater and he's "The Villain." Kirk Douglas stars as the ne'er-do-well highwayman in this screwball gunslinger comedy co-starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as Handsome Stranger and Ann-Margret as the lusty Miss Charming Jones.

Charming's father Parody has sent her on a risky overland errand, providing crooked banker Avery Simpson with the perfect chance to double-cross Parody out of a silver fortune. And when Simpson offers to buy Cactus Jack out of the Snakes End Jail if he'll do the dirty work. Cactus Jack schemes to double-cross the double-crosser. But his plans are failed when Arnold Schwarzenegger weighs in as Handsome Stranger. He owes Parody Jones his life, and the payback is pure pistol-popping laughter as the blue-eyed do-gooder does his duty: protecting the loot and the lady with a white-hatted paladin's good luck.

Ride along with a horse named Whiskey and an all-star cast featuring Paul Lynde as The Villain plots to outsmart Handsome with slapstick determination. A raucous western spoof that proves that you can't judge a cowboy by the color of his hat.